See! I never tell such things to anybody but yes I will tell you......
I never speak a lie.
fat hypocrite: I don't eat much.
hypocrite politician: I never wanted power and status.
hypocrite businessman: I came into business to serve the society.
hypocrite goon: I don't believe in violence.
hypocrite society: we don't believe in hypocrisy.
Most quoted reference by hypocrites:
TOI (Thinly-True of India) has published a recent survey conducted by researchers at Hypo University that found out that 99.23% of those surveyed confirm that they are not hypocrites.
To
make its point strong TOI has published the same survey three days in a
row which broke their last record of three weeks in a row.
Lolz and biggest form of hypocrisy is- No comments! Add to the list of hypocrites.
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Good one Ekta though I never praise any one otherwise - well! another hypocrisy ... :P :-)
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